breaking: scientists find depression cure in your colon

Technology Networks published a headline suggesting a constipation medication might clear brain fog in depressed people, complete with stock photo glamour shots of pills. This is the kind of low-effort, sensationalized health journalism that emerges when someone reads a single preliminary study and decides the internet needs to know about it immediately. Someone thought this angle—connecting poop drugs to mental health—was journalism gold rather than the niche Reddit post it should've stayed.