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Ok Boomer: The Speedrun. (Everything fun is banned after 30)

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Ok Boomer: The Speedrun. (Everything fun is banned after 30)
A prescriptive list meme with a red title on black background that tells 30-year-olds to stop doing basically all fun activities, culminating in a hypocritical plea for older people to 'find their own things' while simultaneously gatekeeping literally everything enjoyable. The list is so absurdly comprehensive it borders on parody. Extracted text: Things You Should Stop Doing When You Reach 30 1. Going to festivals 2. Clubbing 3. DJing 4. Playing Xbox and PS5 5. Going to the cinema 6. Drinking in pubs 7. Watching football 8. Eating in restaurants 9. Listening to music 10. Using social media Stop ruining things for young people. Find your own things to do!!
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