Grandpa raves harder than your entire generation, more at 11

A sensationalist UK tabloid front page (Daily Star Sunday, March 22, 2026) featuring an elderly man in an absurdly colorful, sequined rainbow jacket striking a raving pose against a nightclub light backdrop. The main headline claims seniors are saving UK nightlife by going out more than Gen-Z. Additional bizarre elements include a Lizzy Lettuce character offering Cameo messages, a denial of being Epstein, and a story about Iran's ballistic missiles.