kangaroo trousers declare war, tailors weep into the void
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releasing krakens over dog chess moves nobody asked for
speedrunning the sabbath before god.exe crashes
Coffee + Adderall = predatory poop lender? Peak unhinged wisdom
Officer Frenly (High IQ) (via @wttp3)•
MDMA turns antisocial cephalopods into cuddle buddies, somehow this is about you
Taylor Sterling (via @wttp3)•
weed is just schizophrenia cheat code apparently
hope hopes hoping (via @wttp3)•
Trump as a seasonal mystery box of classified ops
Shashank Joshi (via @wttp3)•
water logic gone wrongboat speedrunconfidence vs physics
man discovers water destroys boats via one weird trick
Dr. Dave (via @wttp3)•
three deadly snakes walk into a bar, sound like a threat assessment
Acyn (via @wttp3)•
shrek anal humortoothpaste nightmareproduct review gone wrong
Shrek buttplug toothpaste dispenser review hits different
SLOP+ By EngRookie
unless shrek comes with a buttplug, then you are going to be cleaning out hardened tootpaste from his poop chute. But yes it looks like you have to...
guy discovers neuroscience, immediately weaponizes it in his head
I know quite a few people who are brain weapons
civilization's climax: an unwilling audience member's fever dream
