unhinged capitalism meets wellness guru word vomit
FEVER-DREAM-LOGIC✕REMOVE FILTER
Coffee + Adderall = predatory poop lender? Peak unhinged wisdom
Officer Frenly (High IQ) (via @wttp3)•
robotic fever dream where the final boss just gave up and took a nap
surreal breakfast anxiety meets duck route confusion
toilet paper manifesto hits different at 3am
man commits kidnapping via bag, voice memo era bad decisions
Harold's afterlife glow-up ruined by biological reality
Old Salty Marine (via @wttp3)•
Reese Witherspoon's interdimensional Jan 6 adventure ft. mystery virus cameo
hunter harris (via @wttp3)•
Reese + COVID + Jan 6 + Jen Aniston = peak fever-dream slop
hunter harris (via @wttp3)•
when Plan B is somehow worse than Plan A
naiive (via @wttp3)•
comparing foreign policy to special forces kidnapping is NOT the own you think it is
Marco Foster (via @wttp3)•
Man rants about pencil surplus with unhinged doll-to-steel ratio wisdom
Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)•
anthropomorphic candlestick denies nothing, proves everything
The Crawl Tool (via @wttp3)•
Someone's fever dream about children's TV had a very bad day
Commie Gibberish of the Day (via @wttp3)•
snow face legal status apparently a burning question for someone
yes it’s legal snow face
Kier's sausage emancipation proclamation hits different
