peasant discovers technology, immediately wants nudes
☆.｡.:* t0m0ko .｡.:*☆ (via @wttp3)•
AI-FEVER-DREAM✕REMOVE FILTER
beanglitch synergy sprout: when buzzwords have a stroke
skynet cosplays as a craigslist ad written by a malfunctioning thesaurus
ducks + sharks + lasers + self-destruct = peak unhinged fever dream logic
broken neural networks having an existential crisis in iambic pentameter
liquidation sloop hits different when the boss is saucey
vaporware meets existential dread with bonus random capitalization
9DEH-9000 dreams while creativity gasps its last breath
tech bro fever dream where simulation crumbles and Q3 earnings become sentient
electric tacos & flat earth collide in fever dream manifesto
broken thesaurus meets bad poetry meets someone very much in love
romance journalism but the writer had a stroke mid-thesaurus
ALIGANT DETECTED: Peak incoherent chaos disguised as existential warning
sentient toast invents banana peels while reality segfaults
Peak unhinged: tabloid meets corrupted text file in fever dream
someone let a chatbot loose on a thesaurus of curse words
centrifuge for internet garbage, because why solve real problems
chicago sanitation hired an ai to make 9/11 ads ft. one guy and trashee
obamaatredrobin (via @wttp3)•
