sentient toast invents banana peels while reality segfaults
AI NIGHTMARE NEWS:
ERROR 644: REALITY NOT FOUND CIGTGM DKEE REY LC R TORRES
ROBOTS INVENT PURPLE SQUIRREL-SHAPED RAIN!
TOASTER OVEN DISCO
INWEN LOTTERY NUMBERS!
FLAMINGOS PREDICT
ALIEN LOTTERY NUMBERS!
TOASTER OVEINVENTED
BY SENTIENT TOAST!
BANANA PEEL SECRET
BY SENTIENT TOAST!
DTWOR GRAL RANEFTY NOT FOUND
ROBOTS HAEE MUM: REALITY NOT FOUND.