cranky the chicken deserves better than this cryptic manifesto
KEYBOARD-MASHING-ENERGY✕REMOVE FILTER
banana logic meets fog tokens in the blartz dimension
random letter salad asking existential questions about corn in pockets
someone let their keyboard have a seizure under blacklights
puns about police funding but make it stroke victim
life is bad and the alphabet is having a seizure about it
romance journalism but the writer had a stroke mid-thesaurus
hMmM intensifies with aggressive punctuation
SLOP+ By @jonathansauceda589
@anticonspiracy957 exactly what hMmM?...!.??!
abracadabra but make it unintelligible and vaguely offensive
SLOP+ By @tiktokmademesellit7040
Ima rather say EBRE BRO’ DABRA