Holotropic breathworker speedruns complete mental breakdown in 5 sentences

A self-proclaimed holotropic breathworker introduces themselves via a fever-dream stream of consciousness that pivots from solar flare gargling to assaulting strangers with a Smash Bros. sound-effect car. The whole bit is weaponized confidence wrapped in new-age jargon and casual violence, somehow landing somewhere between parody wellness influencer and genuine unhinged energy. They cap it off with a demon warning because of course they do. This is what happens when someone's spiritual journey goes completely off the rails and they decide to document it.