20yo discovers purchasing power, immediately attributes it to moral superiority
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dude watches girlfriend get thirsty DMs, becomes life coach
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Bro really said 'let me list my entire personality in one breath'
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Santa's naughty list just became a policy platform
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broke carnivore brags about penthouse steaks in mexico, sentence unfinished
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cabinet member brags about air force then pivots to dishes
United States Trade Representative (via @wttp3)•
Peak boomer energy wrapped in millennial packaging
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