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Just vibing with my $30M liquid net worth, totally modest btw

By Goldie (via @wttp3)•March 7, 2026

I always wanted a simple life. 30M liquid. NetJets status. A Wyoming trusts guy. Off market deal-flow. A chopper for rush hour. A gorgeous autistic wife. You know? A modest life.