47 dead, but first—will scalp injections fix baldness? Peak tabloid logic

A sensationalist British tabloid front page from January 2, 2026, featuring multiple dramatic headlines: a hair loss treatment inquiry, a catastrophic ski bar fire that killed 47 people blamed on champagne sparklers, and Claudia Winkleman in the corner. The page includes photos of two women discussing hair treatments and Claudia Winkleman in dark clothing. Extracted text: Daily Mail | FRIDAY, JANUARY 2, 2026 | £1.20 | 90p to subscribers | Can stinging injections into my scalp REALLY bring my hair back? SARAH VINE PAGES 20-21 | CHAMPAGNE SPARKLERS BLAMED FOR INFERNO THAT COST 47 LIVES | Witnesses claim New Year party props sparked horror blaze at Swiss ski bar | A sparkler in a champagne bottle is believed to have caused a Swiss ski bar inferno that killed at least 47 revellers yesterday. Officials named it could take days to identify badly burned victims. Families face an agonising wait to find out whether loved ones died in the early hours at Le Constellation in Crans-Montana, south-west Switzerland. | Surprise in store: Host Claudia Winkleman | Claudia reveals a sensational new Traitors twist! SEE PAGE THREE