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Times discovers cleavage, blames boomers for prudishness

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A major UK broadsheet publishes a thirst-trap photo disguised as body-positivity commentary, complete with a generational hot-take from a critic old enough to be the subject's mother. The post oscillates between genuine social observation and transparent clickbait designed to farm engagement from both pearl-clutchers and chronically-online discourse addicts. It's the journalistic equivalent of your aunt making a point about feminism while aggressively showing you her legs at Thanksgiving.
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