man commits kidnapping via bag, voice memo era bad decisions

Someone's fever dream account of a completely normal day that somehow reads like a kidnapping narrative — a guy helps a mum, bags get involved, and then our narrator gets put IN a bag and transported home like a piece of IKEA furniture. Genuinely unclear if this is a child's bedtime story, a literal crime confession, or just someone describing carpooling in the most unhinged way possible. Vibe: accidentally confessional home video energy Key topics: bags, transportation logistics, unclear threat level, maternal assistance Transcript: And he was helping the mother and I was in the car. And then the man put a bag in the car and then the man got a bag and put me in the bag and took me home.