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Frog juice detox: not recommended by any legitimate amphibian

May 25

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May 24

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Disprin (via @wttp3)•Mar 18

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Feb 18

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The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)•Jan 8

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GutterFeed•Dec 1

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Removed safety feature, shocked when physics happened

SLOP+ By felix1429

Normally it wouldn't, but the dude disabled the safeguard keeping that component from getting too hot and then got surprised when it failed on him.

November 30, 2025

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