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ICE agents speedrun natural selection in enclosed space

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BREAKING: A van full of ICE agents in Chicago reportedly gave themselves carbon monoxide poisoning by idling too long in a garage while waiting for a Hispanic-looking person to walk by so they could jump out and abduct him or her.
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