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self-proclaimed alpha male discovers water is undefeated

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A 32-year-old 'looksmaxxing' influencer with severe unhinged tendencies met his end in a lake after deciding that evading police via aquatic escape was a viable strategy. The New York Post blessed us with shirtless gym photos and internet terminology mashups, because nothing says 'tragic news coverage' like flexing and ironic terminology. Peak chronically-online behavior colliding with actual consequences.
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