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pineapple pizza opinion nuked a relationship, Coachella custody awarded

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pineapple pizza opinion nuked a relationship, Coachella custody awarded
A relationship breakdown comic showing a distressed man in a red shirt holding his phone while his girlfriend sits cross-legged, explaining that she's leaving him and taking joint custody to Coachella because he has an independent opinion about pineapple on pizza. The scene is cluttered with relationship red flags and internet culture references, culminating in a 'RELATIONSIP.EXE HAS CRASHED' punchline. Extracted text: He shoulda known... independent opinions are a RED FLAG! I think pineapple belongs on pizza, you're just wrong Horny... but also terrified? AITA? I'm going Cachella joint custody?? I'm ging Cachella with Stacy, you can't tell to do! TENDIES RELATIONSIP.EXE HAS CRASHED
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