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Keith thinks he's hilarious, pigeons think otherwise

Keith thinks he's hilarious, pigeons think otherwise

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A Facebook-style social media screenshot showing a humorous exchange where Keith Vaughan posts a fake fact about pigeons dying after sex. When questioned by Mia Loukas, he responds with a crude, dark joke implying he killed a pigeon. The joke plays on the absurdity of the initial claim and the escalation into explicit vulgarity. Extracted text: Keith Vaughan: Did you know that when pigeons have sex they die? Zoey Kusama and 38 others [liked this] Mia Loukas: Really? Keith Vaughan: Well the one I fucked did
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