Future news alert: Prince Andrew's Wednesday plans already ruined

A satirical 'breaking news' post from a jokes account announcing a future car crash involving Prince Andrew scheduled for next Wednesday. The post uses standard news alert formatting with alarm emojis to create humor through the absurdity of reporting a future event as breaking news. Extracted text: Jokes UK @jokesuk · 8h 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 The Royal Family are said to be devastated after Prince Andrew's car crash next Wednesday. 💬 13 🔄 121 ❤️ 1.6K 📊 92K