Future news alert: Prince Andrew's Wednesday plans already ruined
A satirical 'breaking news' post from a jokes account announcing a future car crash involving Prince Andrew scheduled for next Wednesday. The post uses standard news alert formatting with alarm emojis to create humor through the absurdity of reporting a future event as breaking news.
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Jokes UK @jokesuk Ā· 8h
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The Royal Family are said to be devastated after Prince Andrew's car crash next Wednesday.
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