guy spends 3 sentences explaining he doesn't like men, very normal
Acyn (via @wttp3)•
STREAM-OF-CONSCIOUSNESS✕REMOVE FILTER
just wants land, a tea party, and a big gold tower (priorities unclear)
man's entire day consumed by toilets, somehow still finishing strong
guy discovers empiricism, calls it a personality trait
guy discovers federal government exists, has minor existential crisis about it
hipster coffee politics meets reactionary word salad, somehow
Everglade (via @wttp3)•
man stays awake on planes to spot missiles like a paranoid air traffic controller
OSINTdefender (via @wttp3)•
milk obsessionrefrigerator philosophybizarre preferences
man discovers milk pairs well with literally everything, achieves enlightenment
Acyn (via @wttp3)•
guy invents the mental filing cabinet, refuses to elaborate
The Bloodstone™ (via @wttp3)•
rambling analysisweird assumptionspony metaphor energy
guy confidently psychoanalyzes woman via pony excitement theory
The White House IS the department of everything, actually
Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)•
man shouts at his empty bank account, commits verbal assault on the letter W
