Stock photo guy's got bigger problems than that soda

A man in a white t-shirt holds a red beverage cup and makes a peace sign while smiling at the camera against a purple background. The image is paired with a sensationalist headline about an autopsy discovery, creating an absurdist juxtaposition between the cheerful stock photo aesthetic and the shocking medical claim. Extracted text: DEAD MAN'S AUTOPSY SHOCKS DOCTORS: HE HAD THREE PENISES