Food poisoning? Better go cliff-jumping. Natural selection: speedrun any%

A article screenshot featuring a story about a couple who contracted food poisoning in Thailand during Christmas, then proceeded to go on a cliff-jumping boat tour anyway. The accompanying photo shows two people (one dressed as Santa in the center) posing with a man in casual attire at what appears to be a pizza restaurant, all making thumbs-up gestures. The juxtaposition of the dire circumstances described with the cheerful photo creates comedic dissonance. Extracted text: My weirdest Christmas Christmas My weirdest Christmas: my wife and I got food poisoning in Thailand – then made a very bad decision We should have stayed in bed, recovering. Instead, we ploughed ahead with our cliff-jumping boat tour and found ourselves stranded in choppy waters ... PIZZA