Facebook comments as life advice: cattle, manhood, and pure chaos

A Facebook/social media comment thread where users are humorously encouraging others to move to various locations with absurdly specific and chaotic suggestions. Ari Oliveira makes a vague positive statement about third-world countries, triggering a cascade of ridiculous relocation pitches including Detroit with cattle ranching, Iran for "manhood," and Ghana for wealth investment, culminating in a nonsensical one-word reply.