
TikTok genre nobody asked for: stranded luxury escorts + geopolitical chaos
A Twitter/X thread where a user describes their new TikTok interest in videos about expensive sex workers stranded in St. Barthélemy after New Year's Eve due to a fictional Venezuela invasion shutting down air travel. Another user replies that "none of these words were in the bible," to which the original poster responds with "The Bible has sex workers" - a humorous deflection playing on religious references.
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cold 🥑 ✅
@coldhealing
One TikTok genre I've been into lately is expensive sex workers stranded in St. Barth's after New Year's Eve due to the Venezuela invasion shutting down air travel in the area
12:28 AM · Jan 9, 2026 · 638.8K Views
78 replies, 246 retweets, 9.7K likes, 1.1K bookmarks
raghav ✅ 🏢 @rargulati · 5h
none of these words were in the bible
2 replies, 5 retweets, 253 likes, 46K views
cold 🥑 ✅ @coldhealing · 5h
The Bible has sex workers
2 replies, 2 retweets, 637 likes, 46K views