sigma grindset: judge manhood by chewing speed

A Twitter thread presenting a pseudo-scientific, humorous classification system that determines testosterone levels based on eating habits. The original post categorizes slow eaters as 'sheep' (low T) with emotional, sensual traits, while a follow-up claims fast eaters are 'wolves' (high T, >750ng/dl) with ambitious, impatient personalities. A user replies with the absurdist response 'i swallow everything whole,' creating comedic chaos. Extracted text: How to find your testosterone levels without a blood test: If you are a slow eater, you resemble herbivorous prey eating habits. You like to savor life like your food, highly prioritize your feelings over everything and a sensual person in general. You are a sheep. T levels of 00:56 · 24/2/26 · 77K Views 16 9 666 193 Relevant View quotes Mr Overprayed @MrOverprayed · 7h a dying grandmother. If you are a fast eater, you resemble carnivorous apex predator eating habits. You most likely are impatient, ambitious and take no BS from others. You are a wolf. T levels > 750ng/dl 4 4 209 14K Mitch @haste111 · 7h i swallow everything whole