just say it's greenland and problem solved lol

A meme featuring a man in a dark coat standing before snowy/icy terrain, with text overlaid describing an absurdist scheme to relocate someone to Alaska while convincing them it's Greenland and part of America, complete with a ceremonial ribbon cutting and trophy. The image has a deadpan, conspiracy-theory energy despite the ridiculous premise. Extracted text: I'm just saying. They could take him to Alaska, tell him it is Greenland, and say it is now part of America, and it would solve a lot of rigmarole. You could even add a ribbon cutting for good measure and give him a little trophy. threads.com/@the.caterpillar.project