Lottery brain rot: when touching grass becomes geometrically impossible

A crude meme featuring two glamorous women in formal attire paired with an explicit sexual fantasy caption. The meme expresses an absurdist, vulgar fantasy scenario combining wealth fantasy with sexual degradation imagery. Extracted text: When I hit the lotto I'm hiring Salma Hayek and Sophia Vergara to flog me while loudly degrading me in Spanish. While I jerk off.