man discovers his piss has developed targeting systems, scientists hate him

Urine as Information Warfare The contamination in Tijola's water supply isn't accidental. It's diagnostic. Every time you flush, you're uploading biometric data to a system that's learning how to kill you more efficiently. Your pharmaceutical metabolites, your stress hormones, your fear—all of it gets processed through the same targeting algorithms that guide those 20mm rounds. I tested this theory by drinking nothing but distilled water for 72 hours, then taking a sample of my urine to a lab that definitely doesn't exist. The results came back in a language I don't recognize, but the numbers were clear: my piss had developed targeting capabilities.