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woman stakes romantic claim on Santa Claus, declares polyamory war

By THEE EXECUTIONER (via @wttp3)•January 8, 2026

the reason I can't find a nice, fat older neckbeard to settle down with is because they all wanna be polyamorous now I will NOT be sharing Santa Claus with a white girl with blue hair and bad breath when I claim him!!!!! Sorry!!!!!!!