12kW wok for people who think cooking needs a permit
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Unironic trucker cap tells you to get comfortable with mediocrity
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Dad weaponizes entropy to justify poor life choices
two cowboys celebrate nothing with maximum joy and one very dangerous candle
Relive yesterday's news today! A newspaper from the day before your birthday
Lying to kids about random guitar guy hits different
Dad predicted his own happiness; sister got vacuumed out of the narrative
Skeptic discovers his own pseudoscience has 8000 dollar price tag
Dad casually reveals he's also bi while checking emails—peak parenting
Four horsemen of awkward British politics called to unite via vague pep talk
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the apple didn't fall far, it just got botox
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Dad's new emotional support blob can't consent to this smile
Dad commits social suicide at parent conference with pure spite
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Ex-PM commits career suicide in fairy wings, tabloids celebrate
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pub politicsfarage cinematic universeforced festivity
Nigel's Christmas pint special: democracy costs £1.50, logo bans included
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Dad weaponizes global pandemic to justify years of negligence
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man dies on sandwich hill, daughter never recovers
bro just saw a thing and described it. revolutionary.
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Looks like a portable fog machine.
He's fine, just vibing at 0.5x speed
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Hes fine, just a little sluggish.
poop castle canonically slaps across generations
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The guy poopin in the castle was a huge hit in grade school 30 years ago. Makes me want these just because I know my kids would appreciate it as much ...