Lying to kids about random guitar guy hits different

A middle-aged man with long gray hair, wearing a black bowler hat, yellow-tinted sunglasses, and a blue plaid shirt, plays an acoustic guitar while singing into a microphone against a bright turquoise background. The meme format suggests this unremarkable performer will be misrepresented to future generations as something legendary. Extracted text: GONNA TELL MY KIDS THIS WAS RON BRUTAL