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influencer sells wifi to squirrels, blames them (2026, colorized)

influencer sells wifi to squirrels, blames them (2026, colorized)

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A chaotic cyberpunk-themed meme featuring a person wearing a neon pink cat mask with an exaggerated shocked expression, holding up one finger. The image is layered with glitchy code, warning windows, and absurdist news headlines about an influencer selling fake WiFi to squirrels. The aesthetic combines hacker culture with internet slop energy. Extracted text: ILLEGAL MEMES SALE SWOOK MUNBE SALE LOCAL "INFLUENCER" ARRESTED FOR SELLING FAKE WHE WIFI TO SQUIRRELS - "IT WAS FOR THEI!" HE CLAIMS Direct IHIS TIME NEELIGON.OAHCHON SHOPS DER DESFGRERSADEVTHIS MINERAGON...ON FIOTME.CHS FRLAT DEIBER BU INNETE I HACKED THE PENTAGON... ONE MIMING.FANTAGON.OS...OR SIACEL/D V A LIO OR MIOFT DIOFAMER ADINFE SOUL I HACKED THE PENTAGON... THE REYE...ON MINECRAFT INE PUQOI...OR D'IENEIFY THECNELITXS K'SOURDEN. MY NFT IS ACTUAL CRIME FAKLTGDSUSE 9l4lf'ICEVlT AN'S JAIME KRE ROQEL...ION [R ItdGsot 99 S VIQURAL Cine 10L]
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