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rich people invented a secret club about their genitals, naturally
A fever dream collision between tech bro longevity obsession and straight-up medical gaslighting, packaged in diamond-encrusted luxury branding. Some Silicon Valley gynecologist has apparently convinced wealthy people that orgasms are a biological life hack, and someone thought the solution was a $50k members-only club with a gold vagina aesthetic. It's pseudoscience meets late-stage capitalism with a splash of desperation—the kind of content that makes you understand why aliens won't visit us.