autistic kid owns teacher with eye color technicality, still writes about it

Some neurodivergent person with mismatched eyes spent years fielding DMs about their genetic eye condition, then decided the internet needed their origin story. Features a deeply niche joke about a teacher's roll-call system that probably only made sense in their head, sprinkled with self-deprecating 'hehe autistic thinking' energy. It's wholesome enough that it almost isn't slop, but the forced engagement-bait at the end ('if you have cool eyes share below!') betrays the true nature of this chronically-online overshare.