Royal tea meets FBI files in peak tabloid fever dream

A tabloid newspaper front page from the Daily Mail (January 31, 2026) featuring a sensational headline about Prince Andrew allegedly inviting Jeffrey Epstein to Buckingham Palace. The page includes photographs of both men and references to newly released Epstein files, with subheadings about offered 'Russian beauty' and Maxwell's alleged jokes. The masthead advertises dementia prevention content as the main feature. Extracted text: Daily Mail SATURDAY, JANUARY 31, 2026 dailymail.co.uk £1.70 £1.40 to subscribers 4-PAGE PULLOUT INSIDE Everything you need to know about preventing dementia ALL THE LATEST SCIENCE & ADVICE 3 million-page Epstein files dump Andrew invited paedophile to Palace a month after his release He offered former prince 'trustworthy' Russian beauty Maxwell joked she had '5 redheads' lined up on island REMAINING tight-lipped: Andrew Died in prison: Jeffrey Epstein ANDREW Mountbatten-Windsor invited Jeffrey Epstein to dinner at Buckingham Palace days after his house arrest ended. The former prince promised lots of privacy to the convicted paedophile shortly after he was granted his freedom. By Sam Greenhill, Daniel Bates and George Odling Turn to Page 4