Brain firmware update: please synthesize happiness or face consequences

A humorous tumblr thread where someone is aggressively demanding their brain produce serotonin after completing basic self-care tasks (hydration, nutrition, exercise, sunlight exposure, sleep). The follow-up comments escalate the absurdity by suggesting they might have passed out for 8 hours and expressing exasperated resignation. Extracted text: Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck. did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours ........ fuck.