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drink the impossible: temporal displacement in a can, existential bliss guaranteed
QUANTUM QUENCHER! MULTIVERSADE DEFIES LOGIC! DIGESTION OPTIONAL! WARNING: MAY CAUSE TEMPORAL DISPLACECENE. SIDE EFFECTS SPANANATIOUS INCLUDES LIMB GROWTH LIMB & EXISTENCEEL BLISS. NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION (OR ANY SPECIES).
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