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moon hummus study drops, humanity's culinary timeline officially broken

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A science news headline paired with a high-resolution photograph of the lunar surface showing craters, rocky terrain, and shadows against the black of space. The image has a professional, NASA-quality aesthetic that contrasts absurdly with the ridiculous premise of moon hummus production. Extracted text: SCIENCE Astronauts could soon be eating moon hummus, study suggests
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