Vogue told women to drink wine and eat eggs, speedrun cirrhosis edition

A humorous meme combining a modern, self-aware caption with a vintage 1970s Vogue diet guide featuring extreme calorie restriction and excessive wine consumption. The juxtaposition highlights how absurdly dangerous and impractical crash diets from decades past were, with the top caption sarcastically announcing an intention to follow this reckless regimen. Extracted text: i'm gonna do this wack ass crash diet vogue printed in the 70s and die WINE AND EGGS / 3 days / loss: 5 lbs (2.5 k.) Breakfast: 1 egg, hard-boiled 1 glass white wine (dry, preferably Chablis) Black coffee Lunch: 2 eggs, hard-boiled is best, but poached if necessary 2 glasses white wine Black coffee Dinner: 5 oz. (150 g.) steak, grilled with black pepper, lemon juice Remainder of white wine (one bottle allowed per day) Black coffee