Euphoria writers accidentally wrote a parody of themselves

Some unhinged fan or critic describes a fictional Euphoria season where Cassie becomes an influencer, Nate keeps losing body parts to loan sharks, and Rue's now a DEA snitch—because subtlety is dead and the show apparently decided to full-send into soap opera territory. This is either a fever dream someone typed at 3am or evidence that the show's actual writers have completely unmoored from reality.