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Orthodox priest speedruns salvation via 80s arcade, God unimpressed

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Orthodox priest speedruns salvation via 80s arcade, God unimpressed
A surreal, anachronistic scene depicting a bearded Orthodox priest in traditional robes playing a Tetris arcade cabinet in what appears to be a religious setting, with a young boy, a cat, and religious iconography (including a crucifix and portrait of Jesus) visible in the background. The arcade screen displays 'Game Over' with a crucifix-shaped Tetris piece mid-fall. Extracted text: TETRIS Game Over
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