Cumberbatch didn't consent to unicorn roleplay, the internet watched it collapse

A tabloid-style meme featuring two distressed people (appearing to be celebrity parodies) against a chaotic purple and red background with hearts, dollar signs, and sad emojis. The left figure holds their head in anguish while the right figure holds a unicorn horn and has tears, all styled as sensationalist celebrity gossip. Extracted text: HOT MIC HORROR! STAR HUBBY DITCHES UNICORN NIGHT! I TOLD HER NO! FANTASY FAIL! LIVE-STREAM FLOP! MILLIONS WATCH CUMBERBATCH CRUMBLE! 9,999,999+