Festival coverage hits rock bottom, literally

A tabloid fever dream where sensationalism meets crude humor, combining festival photography with crude body-cavity drug smuggling details under the banner of a pun so strained it buckles under its own weight. Someone genuinely designed this graphic, approved it, and published it thinking 'We Rave You News' was comedy gold. The kind of content that makes you simultaneously uncomfortable and unable to look away, like watching someone trip in slow motion.