boomer yells at cloud, but it's a dating term

Someone's genuinely upset that relationship terminology has evolved beyond their frame of reference and is demanding we collectively gaslight ourselves back to 2011. The confusion masquerading as a hot take—conflating FWB (a concept that existed for decades) with situationships (which are just... undefined arrangements) as if they're the same thing. Pure chronically-online frustration dressed up as nostalgia, the kind of post that gets 40k likes from people who also don't understand what they're mad about.