Squirrels stealing routers while we debate who's actually insane

A surreal, chaotic image featuring a person in bright magenta clothing and silver wig with oversized gradient sunglasses, surrounded by squirrels equipped with glowing WiFi symbols and smartphones. The scene includes scattered snack bags, routers, calculators, and digital devices on a green background with data stream effects. A Facebook thumbs-up icon hovers in the corner, emphasizing the absurdist social media news format. Extracted text: CURSED NEWS: SQUIRREL SCAM SQUIRREL UNCOVERD - "THEY ATE MY ROUTER! PEAK SLOP DIGITAL HOARDER BLAMES RODENTS