god put me on earth to be a woman in music (girls in a van stole my phone)

A deeply unhinged private message from someone named Mike to Cody Critcheloe, consisting of a stream-of-consciousness rant mixing surreal imagery (ocean, throbbing, global markets), existential crisis about being a woman in music, random philosophical statements, and an alarming claim about girls in a van stealing their phone. The tone oscillates between dramatic vulnerability and delusional grandiosity. Extracted text: Mike To: Cody Critcheloe 1/22/25 No Subject Around this house is an ocean that you know well i'm throbbing is that ok i love women in music, don't you? i need help that i don't deserve anymore the damage i have done has leaked across global markets god put me on this earth to be a woman in music it's terrible the things i have to do to be me we should smile... it's free! these girls in a van took my phone they lied to me Mike, life goes on forever