NewsThump discovers London is now apparently a war crime

A satirical news outlet deploys every culture-war talking point imaginable—Sharia law, socialism, knife crime, gentrification via artisanal coffee—into a single inflammatory caption about buying a sandwich. It's ostensibly mocking fearmongering about London, but the execution is so on-the-nose and chest-puffing that it reads like watching someone very confidently own themselves. Peak "I'm making fun of extremists by channeling all of them at once" energy.