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Minestrone medication hits different when you're protesting snakes

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Three fit women in yoga attire stand on purple mats in a gym setting, each holding or displaying absurd food-related puns and wellness buzzwords. The scene includes a purple demon mascot, server racks, and layers of intentionally misspelled text overlays. A text bubble references 'Coach Kendra' and typo-laden wellness speak, creating a deliberately chaotic and nonsensical wellness culture parody. Extracted text: MINDFULNESS & MEDICATION MINENSTRONE & MEDICATION PROTESTING SNAKES Coach Kendra HOLEY COCA-MOLE MOLY COCA-MOLE HOLEY COCA-MOLE Coach Kendra Feeling BLESSED with TYPOS! My thesaurus now 'smoothie' 'SMOOTHIE KINGPIN.'
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