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guy admits he doesn't understand his own policy while patting himself on back

By Acyn (via @wttp3)
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A rambling monologue where someone vaguely alludes to taking some unspecified action that would theoretically tank the economy, then spends several sentences congratulating themselves for the results being less catastrophic than they assumed. The whole thing reads like someone explaining their logic after making a clearly terrible decision, complete with the characteristic circular reasoning of someone who's convinced themselves that mediocre outcomes constitute a personal victory. Peak self-own disguised as bragging.
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